I Found the Absolute Best Underwear for Big Butts on the Market.

I tested 10 different pairs and spent $275.31 on this experiment.

Last month, I wrote a rather vulnerable post bemoaning my inability to find a good pair of underwear that fit properly. (Translation: doesn’t immediately get sucked into the interminable vortex of my butt crack). The response was overwhelming. As it turns out, many of you share the same problem. I received dozens of messages from people sharing similar woes and dozens more offering tantalizing suggestions for wedgie-proof cotton briefs.

Since then, I have been working tirelessly to track down (almost) every single pair of black 100% cotton full-coverage briefs recommended to me and test-drive them in order to see if they could stand up to my insatiable ass. Previously, I expressed the desire for underwear that was both affordable and ethically made in Canada. In this experiment, I prioritized affordability, so not every single pair is 100% cotton or made in Canada. But I have found a very clear winner that blows every single other pair out of the water when it comes to briefs for the wedgie-prone community. I’ve paywalled this post in hopes of making back at least some of what I shelled out in the process of becoming a guinea pig on the frontiers of underwear science. Here’s what I found.

The test subject