

I am attending a wedding next month themed “celestial eleganza.” Typically, I do not buy new clothing for specific events because I have more than enough fancy dresses to choose from. But this theme has thrown me into a minor existential tailspin because I own absolutely nothing that calls to mind those famous images of Hedy Lamarr slinking around in a frothy, star-covered dress and matching headdress. My vision for how I’d like to look is: “sexy 1960s extraterrestrial” so I have spent the last 24 hours absolutely locked in, desperately attempting to find a dress that will make me look like Barbarella-meets-Little Green Man. The best option I could find is far and away this $900 Dolce and Gabbana minidress, but I was able to find this much more affordable Helmut Lang substitute, plus a backup Milly number in case the Helmut Lang ends up being too tiny. If all goes well, I’ll have some photos to share of the winning dress next month.


Without further ado, here’s everything I’m obsessed with this month.
What I’m Considering
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